Face Menstruation

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.