Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I never thought...

...That I could hate my neck so much.

Last...Saturday(?) , I was sitting on my sofa reading the newspaper*(yes, the newspaper) when I leaned back. As my head touched the top of the head rest(???) I heard a "CRACK!crickcrickcrickKA-CRACK!" come from my neck and immediately shot(yes, shot) up from my seat.

After a while, I realized that the world was on its side. Instinctively, I checked if i had gotten spider powers and was standing on my wall...No. I rushed to the mirror and realized my head was parallel to the floor! I tried straightening myself which had caused me extreme suffering and pain beyond the imagination of mere mortals.

I couldn't even turn my head. I felt like Batman in the old Batman movies where he had to twist his entire body to turn around. So, my mother(yeah, mother. Not mummy. I'm mature now. Ha.) wanted to bring me to a...I have no idea what they're called. But they were only open at 3. So, I had no problem with that. I just laid around the house for a couple hundred hours.

Eventually, it was 2:30. Mother said that I had to leave early so that I didn't have to wait in a long queue. When I got there, there were people in sleeping bags and people in tents waiting in line. Nice. I ended up waiting for 2 hours. 2 whole @#!^#?<}{#$%&(yeah. I said that. It's pronounced: at hex exclamation mark up hex question mark less than squiggly bracket squiggly bracket hex dollar sign percent and.) hours.

So, I finally manage to get seen by the person who works at the place where i have no idea what its called. This person had biceps twice the size of my head which probably weighed 3 times of me. He told me look down and right, got behind me and...

Took my head and pulled. Hard. Thrice. Ow.

So, now my neck is a little better.(ANTICLIMACTIC!)

*comic section...

Friday, July 11, 2008 touch my tralala

hehe...I found this here and couldn't resist.

You are The Lovers

Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.

The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.

Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.

P.S. Every one of these kind of tests I take, I always end up something sexual...
(Take the test here!)

A dinosaur says reckoning

I so want to scan in my drawings but The Laziness denies me my right to do so.