Post no. 2

Well, since I'm not gonna use this blog, this is now gonna be used as my personal blog of links.

LETS DO THIS...

http://seangordonmurphy.deviantart.com/
http://rafaelalbuquerqueart.deviantart.com/
http://spacefriend-krunk.deviantart.com/
http://thefranchize.deviantart.com/
http://cellar-fcp.deviantart.com/-NSFW...kinda
http://sami-b.deviantart.com/
http://brohawk.deviantart.com/
http://no-sign-of-sanity.deviantart.com/
http://javas.deviantart.com/
http://kidnotorious.deviantart.com/
http://w4m1.deviantart.com/
http://devilpig.deviantart.com/
http://scottblairart.deviantart.com/ -NSFW...kinda
http://ngjas.deviantart.com/
http://vert-is-ninja.deviantart.com/
http://loish.deviantart.com/
http://fayrenpickpocket.deviantart.com/
http://lysol-jones.deviantart.com/
http://hanime87.deviantart.com/
http://warrenlouw.deviantart.com/-NSFW...kinda
http://adamhughes.deviantart.com/




...who clicked on the NSFW ones first?

Face Menstruation

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.

Hey, did you hear about the...

Well, half a month of no posts... I'm not sure anyone even cares though...

Anyway, I've been kinda busy with my exams (yeah right) and have been studying my ass off(oh really?). So, from now on, I think I only want to post with a drawing or a sketch as that was my purpose of creating a blog anyway...

But if you're wondering why there's no drawing with this post, well it's because I'm busy with a comic project that's finally under way and I'm a procrastinator.


I'll tell you about that eventually...

Collection of estates

Well, last Saturday, I did that thing, Oh, whats it called? Umm... It's ummm....Oh yeah! Charity.

I went to collect estates. And newspapers.

So, we went around, knocking on peoples doors, collecting newspapers, collecting bottles, collecting puzzles, collecting toys, collecting some weird rubbery things with a white tip and whoring ourselves. Yeah.

SO, recap. My friend got called a "cry father vagina" in hokkien by a sweet, humble, honest old man, two of my friends and about eight girls saw a dude masturbating in his room and (the coolest part) we found a Dragon Ball-Z puzzle! Ka-Chow!

So, the day after that I went fo my Tea-Kwon-Do grading. I was tested on how fast I could make the different types of tea.

Orgies.

Pedophiles

Pedophiles.

Well, my school started chapter sex in science. On the first lesson, my teacher told us about this nine year old girl that got pregnant. Now, I know most people are like:" Awww, poor little girl..."

No. Strangely enough, the first thing that went through my mind was:" Who the hell would want to have sex with a nine year old girl?!...Unless of course, your dick is like, really really small..."

Anyway, have you ever noticed how annoying those people who start their engines and stay there are? You're in the carpark suffocating, and that guy is just sitting in his car, doing everything.

Like... taxes, breaking up with his girlfriend, making up with his girlfriend, having make up sex with his girlfriend, finding out his girlfriend is pregnent, freaking out about his girlfriend being pregnant and finally, finding out that his girlfriend is like, nine years old...

And when all that is happening, you're standing there, dying.

I think I'll post some sketches later today.