Drugs

Sorry, these are gay. But it was for school. So, that's an excuse...

And if I stopped anyone from taking drugs, yay.

Face Menstruation

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.

Collection of estates

Well, last Saturday, I did that thing, Oh, whats it called? Umm... It's ummm....Oh yeah! Charity.

I went to collect estates. And newspapers.

So, we went around, knocking on peoples doors, collecting newspapers, collecting bottles, collecting puzzles, collecting toys, collecting some weird rubbery things with a white tip and whoring ourselves. Yeah.

SO, recap. My friend got called a "cry father vagina" in hokkien by a sweet, humble, honest old man, two of my friends and about eight girls saw a dude masturbating in his room and (the coolest part) we found a Dragon Ball-Z puzzle! Ka-Chow!

So, the day after that I went fo my Tea-Kwon-Do grading. I was tested on how fast I could make the different types of tea.

Orgies.

Deep Thoughts

hmmm...17

If anyone reads this, and is wondering why i have not updated, it's because of the spanish.

Umm...i mean, it's because i'm trying to draw something to put on my blog.heh