Showing posts with label face. Show all posts
Showing posts with label face. Show all posts

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Face Menstruation

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.