Post no. 2

Well, since I'm not gonna use this blog, this is now gonna be used as my personal blog of links.

LETS DO THIS...

http://seangordonmurphy.deviantart.com/
http://rafaelalbuquerqueart.deviantart.com/
http://spacefriend-krunk.deviantart.com/
http://thefranchize.deviantart.com/
http://cellar-fcp.deviantart.com/-NSFW...kinda
http://sami-b.deviantart.com/
http://brohawk.deviantart.com/
http://no-sign-of-sanity.deviantart.com/
http://javas.deviantart.com/
http://kidnotorious.deviantart.com/
http://w4m1.deviantart.com/
http://devilpig.deviantart.com/
http://scottblairart.deviantart.com/ -NSFW...kinda
http://ngjas.deviantart.com/
http://vert-is-ninja.deviantart.com/
http://loish.deviantart.com/
http://fayrenpickpocket.deviantart.com/
http://lysol-jones.deviantart.com/
http://hanime87.deviantart.com/
http://warrenlouw.deviantart.com/-NSFW...kinda
http://adamhughes.deviantart.com/




...who clicked on the NSFW ones first?

Face Menstruation

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.

Free Scans

Finally. I got a scanner in my room...

Now, I can scan in my art ANYTIME I WANT!!!!(I'm too lazy to move my hand to my mouse, move the cursor to select the words 'anytime i want' and click on the bold button. That's why it's in caps...)

ARTz!!!
Okay, so, this is...Nick. And that nude guy from here. I'm gonna try and ink him later. Most likely. Eventually. Maybe. Not really. Hopefully...

Collection of estates

Well, last Saturday, I did that thing, Oh, whats it called? Umm... It's ummm....Oh yeah! Charity.

I went to collect estates. And newspapers.

So, we went around, knocking on peoples doors, collecting newspapers, collecting bottles, collecting puzzles, collecting toys, collecting some weird rubbery things with a white tip and whoring ourselves. Yeah.

SO, recap. My friend got called a "cry father vagina" in hokkien by a sweet, humble, honest old man, two of my friends and about eight girls saw a dude masturbating in his room and (the coolest part) we found a Dragon Ball-Z puzzle! Ka-Chow!

So, the day after that I went fo my Tea-Kwon-Do grading. I was tested on how fast I could make the different types of tea.

Orgies.

Choosing Your Own Adventures

Okay, after seeing that this guy wants to make his own choose your own adventure(CYOA for short) story, and after I read another CYOA book, I have now become inspired! INSPIRED I SAY!!! I have decided to try out my own choose your own adventure story and I'm gonna use a poll* to decide your next action. Please know that this is my first CYOA so please, don't expect any fancy writing.

So, here it goes...

*Although I know that if I use a poll, I might eventually become horribly saddened at the fact of how little people actually do read my blog, which could send me spiralling down the path of depression. Which, in turn, would cause me to eventually kill myself.

But, nah, if there are any votes, I'll be alright...

Pedophiles

Pedophiles.

Well, my school started chapter sex in science. On the first lesson, my teacher told us about this nine year old girl that got pregnant. Now, I know most people are like:" Awww, poor little girl..."

No. Strangely enough, the first thing that went through my mind was:" Who the hell would want to have sex with a nine year old girl?!...Unless of course, your dick is like, really really small..."

Anyway, have you ever noticed how annoying those people who start their engines and stay there are? You're in the carpark suffocating, and that guy is just sitting in his car, doing everything.

Like... taxes, breaking up with his girlfriend, making up with his girlfriend, having make up sex with his girlfriend, finding out his girlfriend is pregnent, freaking out about his girlfriend being pregnant and finally, finding out that his girlfriend is like, nine years old...

And when all that is happening, you're standing there, dying.

I think I'll post some sketches later today.

Yay. Number 20!

So, today I got hit in the eye. With a head.

I was playing basketball before school today with my friends. So, I was blocking this...guy, and when he spun around to do his "crazy yellow ninja spinning death attack move" to confuse the enemy(a.k.a me).His kinetically energized power head smashed into my face-eye.

And physically and emotionally traumatized my eye--FOR LIFE! Now, whenever I see a head, my eye gets petrified and starts squealing in a high-pitched voice: "Ahh! heeelp( pronounced he-ee-el-puh) meeee! I don't wanna get abused againzzz!!!"

Yeah.

True story.

GOODNIGHT!

B-day...woooo...

It's my birthday tomorrow...yay, more responsibilities.

Anyway, these are my presents.woooo...

First, I got a new tablet that's...huge.
The pen(is in my hand).
A whole new hopscotch.(sorry the picture is a little blurry)
Hopscotch the book.
My new left foot.(the white-er part.)
The first picture I drew with my new uber tablet.
heh. the first pic I drew is a nude guy...

Kane...

Well, this is the first page of the official(I think) Kane comic!

TADAAA!I'm hoping that the guy here can help me ink it just because I'm too lazy to do so myself...and his altair(is that how you spell it?) inks looked good...

Well, that's all. Comments are appreciated.