The world is my swimming pool..

1,2,1,2,3,4
[whistle]
Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now

Said, woman, take it slow
It'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience
(patience)
Mm, yeah

I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now
I'll wait, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider

Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
'Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it
'cause I can't take it

[whistle]
...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patience, yeah
just a little patience, yeah
some more patience, yeah
need some patience, yeah
could use some patience, yeah
gotta have some patience, yeah
all it takes is patience,
just a little patience
is all you need *

I BEEN WALKIN' THE STREETS AT NIGHT
JUST TRYIN' TO GET IT RIGHT
HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
BEING STUCK IN THE CROWD
AND THE STREETS DON'T CHANGE
BUT BABY THE NAME
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE GAME
'CAUSE I NEED YOU
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I NEED YOU
OO, I NEED YOU
WHOA, I NEED YOU
OO, ALL THIS TIME **
(ah)

[()-whispered]
[*Background Vocals]
[**Main Vocals]

012

2009-03-02T19:25:00.001+08:00

http://lejournaldamelie.deviantart.com/gallery/ PORN
http://kweli.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://kerong.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://nemurism.deviantart.com/gallery/

011

2009-02-25T21:09:00.001+08:00

http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml

010

2009-02-25T21:04:00.003+08:00

BATZI BALLS!
http://endling.deviantart.com/
http://lastscionz.deviantart.com/
http://devilpig.deviantart.com/
http://vontoten.deviantart.com/
http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/
http://lazymills1986.deviantart.com/

009

2009-02-21T16:26:00.003+08:00

Why do you want to go swimming again? If you wanted to drink piss in your underwear, I could just arrange that.

008

2009-02-21T15:29:00.002+08:00

I need to get a life. Seriously.

http://omen2501.deviantart.com/

http://kunkka.deviantart.com/

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/

http://phillybee.deviantart.com/

http://rye-bread.deviantart.com/

http://adamhughes.deviantart.com/

http://paulsizer.deviantart.com/

007

2009-02-21T11:07:00.000+08:00

Parties are just a place where a group of people can unanimously feel awkward.

Post no. 6

2009-02-20T18:54:00.006+08:00

"Who makes these quotes anyway?"

- Anoynomous*

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/

http://theaphex.deviantart.com/

http://davidsdoodles.deviantart.com/

http://2-cents.deviantart.com/

http://sally-avernier.deviantart.com/

http://kurunya.deviantart.com/

http://brolo.deviantart.com/

http://endling.deviantart.com/

http://kunkka.deviantart.com/

http://tincan21.deviantart.com/

http://pyawakit.deviantart.com/

http://enymy.deviantart.com/

http://ivar-l.deviantart.com/

http://devilpig.deviantart.com/

http://t-wei.deviantart.com/

If i keep this up, there'll be no more links left to see soon...

*not really. I came up with it.

Post no. 5

2009-02-20T18:53:00.002+08:00

Since when is "being insane" an insult?

post no. 4

2009-02-15T15:26:00.002+08:00

I'm kinda gonna be-a updating every time I feel I have-a too many-a tabs-a.
BAD
ITALIAN (nsfw)
IMITATION (nsfw)

post no. 3

2009-02-11T17:30:00.000+08:00

http://drigzabrot.deviantart.com/

Post no. 2

2009-02-10T17:37:00.002+08:00

IT LIIIIVESSSS!!!!!!!!!one!

2009-01-19T19:53:00.001+08:00

Wow. It's been a while.

Okay, not very free so, I promise I'll have at least one more post soon.

Have fun people.

Last post of the year

2008-12-29T19:37:00.003+08:00

Ok, so I realised that I have a blog that has been forgotten. Sooo... yeah. I'm hoping to try to renwe my interest of blogging again but now just for drawings' sake. I just feel that I need to get some of my drawings into the world.

So, probably the last post of the year, enjoy.

Oops.(Minion)

2008-11-03T12:55:00.005+08:00

hehe. Okay, so the sketch-a-day idea didn't work out. It's not my fault! Somebody ,I'm not saying who, decided that he or she has decided that he or she has other more important projects.

So, now it's just gonna be a normal art jam, hopefully once a week.
Okay, so here's my contribution ghost rider "minion" for the latest art jam.

P.S. chains are a bitch to draw.

Friendly neighbourhood. (Back In Black)

2008-10-27T18:13:00.006+08:00

nananananananannnanana-BATMA-oh. Wrong hero.

So, todays art jam topic, spider-man. Done in about an hour or so with some quick photoshop backgrund to finish it off.

NANanaNaNaNaNa--BATMAN (Just Visiting)

2008-10-27T11:20:00.004+08:00

BATMAN!!!

Okay, so since it's the holiday, my fellow artists and I have decided to do a-sketch-a-day. An art jam, if you will.

So, this is the result of the first days art jam.

P.S. Since its a-sketch-a-day, expect daily updates( yeah right).

Long time no see.

2008-10-26T22:18:00.002+08:00

So, its been a long time since I've last posted and Ihave a lot to say.

In the past two days, a lot of exciting things have happened. Yes. I am exciting.

Firstly, I went to X08 yesterday. Yeah quite a bit of fun bt very very dissapointing. I went there expecting a sea of games, giant screens showing in-game footage and booth girls *smiles* but instead it was like a classroom filled with about 6 shelves of games, 3 pillar with 3 TVs on each to test games and a stage where Alison Carroll aka Lara Croft was signing stuff and doing stunts *glee*. And X08 is also where I got my new xbox 360 elite. :D*

Which brings me to my second post topic, Singaporean store operators(?) . As you, the reader might know by now, I'm a major comic book geek...all rounded geek. So one game I was looking for was Spider-man: Web of Shadows. So, went to X08 and a store and couldn't find them and decided to call different stores to see if it was even in stock yet.

The following is the conversation between me and every store operator I talked to.
Me: "Umm, hello?"
Operator: "Yeah, hello."
Me: "Umm, yeah, do you have spider-man: Web of Shadows for the xbox 360?"
Operator: "What?"
Me: "Spider-man. Web of Shadows. For the xbox."
Operator: "For?"
Me: "Xbox. 360. x-b-o-x."
Operator: "Oh, hold on ah."
(five miutes later)Operator: "Hello? You'll have to call our games department."
Me: "Oh ok."
-annoying elevator music for 10 minutes-
Me: "Hello?"
Operator: "Yeah, hello."
Me: "Umm, yeah, do you have spider-man: Web of Shadows for the xbox 360?"
Operator: "What?"
Me: "Spider-man. Web of Shadows. For the xbox."
Operator: "For?"
Me: "Xbox. 360. x-b-o-x."
Operator: "Oh, hold on ah."
(five miutes later)Operator: "Hello? I think you've got the wrong department. hold on."

And this repeats about 5 times each place I call. And then there'll be varied awnsers by the end of each of them! What The Funch?! (hehe. I don't swear.) So after about an hour of this, I eventually gave up and went to play other stuff. alone.

Well, Thats all for now. More updates soon to follow. I hope.
*smiley faces are gay. :D

pH Value?

2008-10-13T15:31:00.004+08:00

1. pizza Hut is acidic.

Yes, I'm back. In black. WITH ART!

I am now trying to get back posting my art and stuff here so, yeah. I went to Pizza Hut yesterday and decided to sketch some of the people. So,

The waitress.Some poor people sitting around me that suffered the fate of being poorly drawn.

The Reason

2008-10-04T11:10:00.002+08:00

Well, the reason why i have not been posting i because of my examinations.

Yeah.

I now don't have--wait...thats wrong...

Okay, I now think that i don't have the time to--well, not really...

Okay, I don't feel like scanning in my sketches now...

Yeah. Same old me.

I'd sit alone and watch your light

2008-09-13T14:32:00.002+08:00

10 points for anyone who can guess the song who's first line is in the title.

The Blue Inc.

2008-09-02T10:42:00.006+08:00

Okay, over the last two days I have been sketching with pens. This is the result. And I promised myself that I would scan in all the sketches. Even if they are retarded. So, here goes.

Okay, there are more...but I'm lazy. As you, the reader, should know by now.

Drugs

2008-08-31T21:44:00.002+08:00

Sorry, these are gay. But it was for school. So, that's an excuse...

And if I stopped anyone from taking drugs, yay.

What day is it and in what month

2008-08-16T16:25:00.002+08:00

Fight the dinosaurs

2008-08-06T20:32:00.004+08:00

...

Post Number 50

2008-08-06T20:29:00.002+08:00

Wow. It's number 50.

...

I need to post more...

So, NEW BEGINNINGS! NOW!
I WILL ONLY POST DRAWINGS AND SKETCHES!

I KNOW THAT I'M JUST SAYING THAT AND WILL NEVER DO IT!

HOORAH

Couldn't resist

2008-08-02T13:15:00.002+08:00

I'm in 8th grade now...

3,415,440

Ewww...

Bring it on, Shaun!

53%

If i don't run first.

$5115.00

I'm sure I'm worth more than that.

18%

...

49%

Yeah baby.

57%

Hehe...I can explain.

20% Geek

Am not.

Without coffee.

Of course.

I'm a F#c*1n9 nice guy.

Yay? Please don't eat me.

(with porn of course.)

60%

Haha. The left eye equals to having the rhesus book!

20%

Eww.

258 WATTS

w00t

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WANTED FOR THE REPEATED DEFAMATION of a DAPPER SACK OF POTATOES

$2900

What's Your Blog Wanted For?
This screwed up.

58%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

Not really...

Sad face...

Hah.

Post

2008-08-01T10:48:00.001+08:00

I want to post.

But I want to draw.

I should post my drawings.

Yeah.

I never thought...

2008-07-16T09:14:00.002+08:00

...That I could hate my neck so much.

Last...Saturday(?) , I was sitting on my sofa reading the newspaper*(yes, the newspaper) when I leaned back. As my head touched the top of the head rest(???) I heard a "CRACK!crickcrickcrickKA-CRACK!" come from my neck and immediately shot(yes, shot) up from my seat.

After a while, I realized that the world was on its side. Instinctively, I checked if i had gotten spider powers and was standing on my wall...No. I rushed to the mirror and realized my head was parallel to the floor! I tried straightening myself which had caused me extreme suffering and pain beyond the imagination of mere mortals.

I couldn't even turn my head. I felt like Batman in the old Batman movies where he had to twist his entire body to turn around. So, my mother(yeah, mother. Not mummy. I'm mature now. Ha.) wanted to bring me to a...I have no idea what they're called. But they were only open at 3. So, I had no problem with that. I just laid around the house for a couple hundred hours.

Eventually, it was 2:30. Mother said that I had to leave early so that I didn't have to wait in a long queue. When I got there, there were people in sleeping bags and people in tents waiting in line. Nice. I ended up waiting for 2 hours. 2 whole @#!^#?<}{#$%&(yeah. I said that. It's pronounced: at hex exclamation mark up hex question mark less than squiggly bracket squiggly bracket hex dollar sign percent and.) hours.

So, I finally manage to get seen by the person who works at the place where i have no idea what its called. This person had biceps twice the size of my head which probably weighed 3 times of me. He told me look down and right, got behind me and...

Took my head and pulled. Hard. Thrice. Ow.

So, now my neck is a little better.(ANTICLIMACTIC!)

*comic section...

Oh...you touch my tralala

2008-07-11T15:21:00.005+08:00

hehe...I found this here and couldn't resist.

You are The Lovers

Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.

The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.

Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.

P.S. Every one of these kind of tests I take, I always end up something sexual...
(Take the test here!)

A dinosaur says reckoning

2008-07-11T15:10:00.002+08:00

I so want to scan in my drawings but The Laziness denies me my right to do so.

Face Menstruation

2008-06-22T13:37:00.003+08:00

So, face menstruation. Yeah. Ouch. My face exploded in a fury of flaming blood and pus from the mountain on my face that is a pimple. Yeah.

It's as dramatic as it sounds.

I was bathing...naked(yeah i know that's so hot...) then the Mount Everest on my face imploded on itself, went super nova, blew blood and guts all over the walls then turned into a black hole and sucked everything back.

It hurts.

Haha.

2008-06-15T21:29:00.004+08:00

Well, I did it. Against my moral fiber, I have coloured completed my sketch. From sketch, to ink, and finally finished. Heh.

Well, if you haven't noticed, there's no background. Meh.

Jump In

2008-06-15T18:45:00.003+08:00

Well, turns out I actually did ink the sketch. whadaya know.

There's no background because I'm lazy.

Hey, I'm human too. A very lazy one...

Free Scans

2008-06-14T20:04:00.004+08:00

Finally. I got a scanner in my room...

Now, I can scan in my art ANYTIME I WANT!!!!(I'm too lazy to move my hand to my mouse, move the cursor to select the words 'anytime i want' and click on the bold button. That's why it's in caps...)

ARTz!!!
Okay, so, this is...Nick. And that nude guy from here. I'm gonna try and ink him later. Most likely. Eventually. Maybe. Not really. Hopefully...

WimminzZzzZ!!!1!!!!!1!one hundred and eleven!!!!3!!!

2008-06-14T13:34:00.003+08:00

Yay...gurls...

Umm...she's tilted 'cuz she's drunk...

To scan or not to scan...

2008-06-11T17:47:00.001+08:00

Should I be scanning in all my sketches?

Why?

2008-06-09T11:17:00.001+08:00

I do not have anything to post about...sad face...

Ahh...That's better...

2008-06-03T18:20:00.002+08:00

Okay, finally moved in to the new place. Everything's ready except the toilet and msn has been sucking up my soul.

So, about moving in... new house is great. Totally bigger, still has the same blinding colours as last time and I get my own room. Haha. So, I've been having many things I wanted to post about but because I have a 10 second attention span and a 4.2 Second memory span, I forgot everything I wanted to post about...heh.

Anyhoo. Just managed to get msn to work on my com(long story) and it's been sucking up my soul. Yeah. My life-force has been taken up by msn. It probably stand for Mega Soul Nim-mer(check the dictionary...).

So, I know I said I wanted to have a sketch with every post but I'm trying to be busy with the comic... can't even get started on the first page....*sigh*

Oh well, to whoever that reads this blog, hi, I'm not really here.

[Insert Post Title Here]

2008-05-29T16:56:00.001+08:00

[Insert Blog Post Here]

Nah. Just kidding... I actually have a million and one things to post about right now, but I can barely get my hands on some internets...

Find this video. It's awesome.

2008-05-20T16:23:00.003+08:00

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Hurry I'm fallin'

All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh, I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Hurry I'm fallin'

dArt

2008-05-19T07:55:00.005+08:00

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveniin--morning.

Early post today huh?

So here's a big muscley guy with weapons.
Aaaand rainbow version!
...Theres a lot of extra space in the drawings because there once was something there and I erased it. So I'll resize it.

Eventually!

As you might have noticed, I'm practicing colouring. Yay colouring! Also I'm thinking that by June I'll be totally moved to my new place and settled down so I'm going to officially maybe declare that hopefully June will possibly be my not likely sketch-a-day month probably!

Don't look at me like that. I know politicians do this all the time.

Finally! A post!

2008-05-17T13:15:00.004+08:00

Well, hi there!

....

Well, the reason I haven't posted these few weeks is because I've been having exams, then now I'm moving... So, haven't been able to do much. This is just a short post telling you whats in store in the weeks to come!

So, lets see... I want to post about my experience with bad customer service, Iron Man, Speed Racer and... Sketch-A-Day! I'll explain more soon.

And no, I didn't forget my promise to post a sketch with every post so here.
...Ignore the words. I actually have a lot more sketches but I need to wait for a printer...

Okay, thats it, Please tell me if the sketch is okay. I'm talking to you, punk.

Some free time...FOR CARS!

2008-05-03T17:25:00.012+08:00

Well, i finally have some free time on my hands and I can post! Yay!

So, I actually wanted to post about the Drift Competition(?) a while ago but I was really busy(Haha yeah right...).

So, here we go! Well, since I don't know much about cars, dear reader, go here to find out all the technical stuff. Mostly, I remember that there were plenty of cool cars there, most people I stand next to are annoying, drifting cars are really cool and the smell of burning tires is really addictive.

I'm not going to talk(type) about the cool cars as I really don't know much about them. So, I'm going to start with the fact that people are annoying.

So, this is the scene. Me and the group that I do not like to mention(this is when a short Chinese dude pops up and says: "The group that you do not like to mention and I") are squeezed into a phone booth sized area with a man and his son, watching the S2000 and the AE86 race. I'm already annoyed as the son is already standing in the front but he insists on standing on the railing so as to block every other person that exists. It's at this moment when a little girl comes up and tries to squeeze her way to that man.Being the kind-hearted angel that I am, I give way to her and she happily gets to her dad.
subliminal text! scary! readmyblogmore readmyblogmore readmyblogmore...
It's then when a Godzilla-sized turkey-shaped bowling ball of a woman barrels her way through everything, taking advantage of the pathway I made. So, I'm crushed awkwardly to a woman next to me with several broken ribs, a punctured lung, a concussion and with my digestive track forcing its way out my anus while the race is going on. So, not wanting to make a scene, I live with it. Then, this living basketball woman has the nerve to take out an umbrella and continuously stab me in my retina with that sharp metal pointy part at the end of the umbrella! Then, as though they were planning it all along, the sweet little girl sits on the floor, taking up space, with her back turned to the race! Eating a sandwich! That little devil!

So, as I can't take it anymore and I decide to move to another not-so-good spot. This time, there's this tall, Indian man next to me. He seems like a nice, amiable citizen so I start looking forward to watching the next race in peace.

Then, as the race starts, this tall Indian guy jumps up onto the railing with a camera with a 12 meter long camera lens and starts taking pictures! This outing is turning out great for me!

Which reminds me, there's this new movie, Speed Racer starring Rain, I think it looks like an interesting movie. I saw the trailer when I went to watch Iron Man,(yeah, Iron Man is good. Go watch it. If you already did, go watch it again!) and it seemed interesting. I think Rain is going to get like 14 lines in the entire movie. 7 of which are going to be different forms of "No" and "Oh no"...

So, if anyone is wondering why I have no drawing its because I'm not done yet and it'll come up...EVENTUALLY!
*There are no prizes.
P.S. There are 2 subliminal messages in this post. Find them first, send a comment to this post telling me what they are, and you stand to win many fabulous prizes! Terms and conditions apply*

Hey, did you hear about the...

2008-05-01T13:47:00.003+08:00

Well, half a month of no posts... I'm not sure anyone even cares though...

Anyway, I've been kinda busy with my exams (yeah right) and have been studying my ass off(oh really?). So, from now on, I think I only want to post with a drawing or a sketch as that was my purpose of creating a blog anyway...

But if you're wondering why there's no drawing with this post, well it's because I'm busy with a comic project that's finally under way and I'm a procrastinator.

I'll tell you about that eventually...

A public service announcement

2008-04-14T16:56:00.004+08:00

Stealing is soon to be LEGAL?!

I just read a very insightful story on how America is soon allowing theft(this is when a group of overly-animated tanned guys jump out and go:" Yeah, thats right, theft." ) of your art.

Somewhere in it, it says that if the law is passed, you'll have to pay (the same group of tanned guys:"Yeah, thats right, pay.") for every single piece of photo, sketch, drawing, painting, design, AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CREATE the moment you create it!( if you do go to the link and not see it, maybe I dreamt it...)

How are artists, photographers, designers and future to-be artists(me) gonna make a living?! I can't possible copyright every single doodle! That would cost me millions!

Please. Spread the message.

Hi, would you like donate? Thank you.

2008-04-12T14:18:00.004+08:00

Now, try saying that 400 times to people who either ignore you or run from you as though you have SARS or something...while standing up.

Seriously. Most Singaporeans are so selfish.

Well, on with the post. When you are collecting money and/or giving out stickers, you realize that there are about 7 types of people in Singapore. The assholes, the ignoramus(seses-sses), the super donators, the virus-fearful, the "must-I?"s, the black hands and the apologetic.

Lets start with the assholes. I met like nine of them. You know that they're assholes when this happens. Okay, lets set the image. You are the can...holder person... and you see a guy walking towards you. You approach him and ask whether he has any spare change. He reaches into his pocket(by the way, I'm using "he" because every asshole I met was a dude.) and you hear a lot and I mean, A LOT of coins jingle around in his pocket. It's like he just robbed an army of hobos or something. Anyway, you obviously hear the coins and get all excited right? Then he looks up and goes: " No coins leh.." And walks off.

Then, there's a super-asshole. This guy, when I approached him, said no coins and rushed off. Then, when I said "Okay, Thanks anyway.", he got onto the escalator(I was standing outside an MRT station),stuck his hand in his pocket, shook some coins around, turned back, and smiled.

Yeah I know. What an asshole right?

Okay, next there are the people who pretend you do not exist. When you approach them, they just turn around and talk to their buddy, or walk straight on forward. There was this one guy who just pushed me aside when I got near him. Jerk-off...

Then, there are those very nice Singaporeans who donate like 412 times. A minute. It's these kind of people that make me happy. There was this old lady who walked past me like 4 times and donated every time. She had a lot of stickers.

There are also those people who, the moment they see you, either turn around, quicken their step or just run off. Seriously. There are people who ran. From me. And when they run off, they stick up their hands as though I'm about to shoot them. Every time someone does that to me, I always spin around to check if like Satan was behind me or something.

Next up, the people I like to call, the "must-I?"s. These people still donate. But when they donate or when you approach them, they give you that look like... "Aww...must I? I really don't want to. Please don't make me do chores..." These people shouldn't even donate if they don't want to. No, wait. Then I'd have to stand there longer.

Also, there the people who stick their hands in your face to stop you. It's as though they think they have the force or something. They're like "SHIIWEAOO!!' and expect you to fly away or something.

Lastly, there are the apologetic people. You know those people. You know, when you get near them they just keep saying sorry non-stop until they're like 200 meters away from you. I feel like when I get near them, and they start saying sorry, I feel like I broke them or something. I'm like "Woah. I didn't touch him! It's not my fault! It broke on it's own!"

WTFZOMG

2008-04-11T18:24:00.001+08:00

What the hell is up with the number and fruit themed spammers on my cbox?!

Problems

2008-04-11T18:16:00.003+08:00

Okay... The poll idea wasn't really thought through properly... I didn't really consider the fact that there might be equal amounts of votes on each side...

So... I am going to use his idea and force...wait...make...nonono...let...yeah, let people choose their own ideas!

Collection of estates

2008-04-08T17:56:00.003+08:00

Well, last Saturday, I did that thing, Oh, whats it called? Umm... It's ummm....Oh yeah! Charity.

I went to collect estates. And newspapers.

So, we went around, knocking on peoples doors, collecting newspapers, collecting bottles, collecting puzzles, collecting toys, collecting some weird rubbery things with a white tip and whoring ourselves. Yeah.

SO, recap. My friend got called a "cry father vagina" in hokkien by a sweet, humble, honest old man, two of my friends and about eight girls saw a dude masturbating in his room and (the coolest part) we found a Dragon Ball-Z puzzle! Ka-Chow!

So, the day after that I went fo my Tea-Kwon-Do grading. I was tested on how fast I could make the different types of tea.

Orgies.

CYOA 1

2008-04-02T08:53:00.003+08:00

P.S. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!1!!one!!!

You are an average human. Three months ago, an advanced race of aliens had entered Earth's atmosphere. Within weeks of their arrival, they had started sending out waves of creatures and decimated half the world before it could react. In a matter of days, the entire planet has begin to resemble a war zone. Craters, bodies and piles of rubble are all thats left of once great cities. Now, the world has begun to regroup and forms a worldwide army for humanity's last stand.

Unfortunately, a small group of survivors from the aliens last attack have been stranded in the wreckage of a once prospering city. Help doesn't seem to be coming. You are their leader.

Although you and your group were only hiding out for a week, disaster has already struck. A few of the group's scouts have spotted a platoon of alien troops coming, leaving only hours to get out of the area. But, there are many wounded and weak in the group and it would take longer to leave. And, the provisions are too heavy for only the few healthy people to carry...

Okay, when you're done, use the poll to vote.

Choosing Your Own Adventures

2008-04-02T08:40:00.002+08:00

Okay, after seeing that this guy wants to make his own choose your own adventure(CYOA for short) story, and after I read another CYOA book, I have now become inspired! INSPIRED I SAY!!! I have decided to try out my own choose your own adventure story and I'm gonna use a poll* to decide your next action. Please know that this is my first CYOA so please, don't expect any fancy writing.

So, here it goes...

*Although I know that if I use a poll, I might eventually become horribly saddened at the fact of how little people actually do read my blog, which could send me spiralling down the path of depression. Which, in turn, would cause me to eventually kill myself.

But, nah, if there are any votes, I'll be alright...

Camp Camelot Part 1- Jump On It

2008-03-30T10:53:00.003+08:00

I'm back! From camp!

Well, I could type about everything but I think I'll only type what I can remember.

First of all, I want to rant about CRC. CRC or Challenge Rope Course, as it is known as amongst its peers, is an interesting course of blah blah blah...

Actually, the CRC is a chamber built by demons to brainwash human offspring into not fearing heights with tiny nanobots built by dwarven scientists in the eighteenth century. When in the CRC, the chamber masters disguised as mere mortals, give out harnesses that inject the nanobots into your bloodstream and eventually into your bone marrow and brain and they also hand out helmets which also scan your brain for a change in your neurotransmitter signals which is a sign that the nanobots latched themselves into your cerebral cortex or more specifically, your occipital lobe and your cerebellum.

The time taken for the nanobots to latch themselves to your brain and start transmitting is about four minutes. That's why when you go for your CRC, the "trainers" make you do at least two "rope courses" or as they call it, test facilities. While you do the first one, the nanobots are working their way up your bone marrow. Then, you do your second rope course, the "trainers" check your brain activity to see if the nanobots have done their job. If you are still scared, they unleash a second dose of nanobots into your bloodstream. Then you go again.

Heh. Sorry about that, I couldn't help myself.

By the way, it's all fake. I lied about everything.*

So, in the CRC, I did one where you must climb up a five meter high pole, jump off and grab a trapeze(which is a horizontal pole hung from a higher pole.). The trainers all say:"Kay! All you need to do is climb up and grab that pole there! Okay! Lets go!"

Pfft. They say it as though it was that simple. the real experience is:

First, you have to climb up five meters on small little shaky bent pieces of metal scotch taped to the wooden pole in three seconds because those over-enthusiastic a$$h01e5 down on the floor are pulling the rope so fast you'll get dragged upwards.

Anyway, because of the awkwardly placed "steps", at the last step where you must step on the fifty-cent sized platform top, you'll be squatting like a frog, hand between your legs on the top of the pole and your legs all over the place.

Once your on top of the pole, you realise that the floor is uneven and the entire pole is shaking. It's at this point tha you realise that the trainer has been shouting at you the whole time but you only notice now as you have been trying to make yourself lighter so those paperclip steps do not break.

Okay, let's recap, now you've somehow managed to get on top of the pole. You're partially crouched because the pole is swaying. The trainer is screaming at you to straighten your legs and jump. The other people below you are tugging on the rope causing you to be more fearful.

...So, you are standing on the top of th pole, all the possible outcomes flashing through your mind. Then, suddenly, (about the time when the nanobots make it to your occipital lobe and start transmitting) you feel less scared and you jump.

Heh. I can't write anymore I'll continue later.

*Or did I?

Art-hur

2008-03-23T14:16:00.004+08:00

Wow. It's sunday already? Time sure flies when you're watching...

GHEI PRONZZZ!

"Well, I brought the goods. Gots the cash?"
[takes out a briefcase]"Yeah..."
[looks through the briefcase]"where's the cash?!"
"I used it to buy the briefcase."

Hopefully a panel in the control comic.

Hulk smash.

I Heart Muscular Men Vemonous!
He's bringing sexy back
Hope ya'll like it

Pedophiles

2008-03-22T11:02:00.004+08:00

Pedophiles.

Well, my school started chapter sex in science. On the first lesson, my teacher told us about this nine year old girl that got pregnant. Now, I know most people are like:" Awww, poor little girl..."

No. Strangely enough, the first thing that went through my mind was:" Who the hell would want to have sex with a nine year old girl?!...Unless of course, your dick is like, really really small..."

Anyway, have you ever noticed how annoying those people who start their engines and stay there are? You're in the carpark suffocating, and that guy is just sitting in his car, doing everything.

Like... taxes, breaking up with his girlfriend, making up with his girlfriend, having make up sex with his girlfriend, finding out his girlfriend is pregnent, freaking out about his girlfriend being pregnant and finally, finding out that his girlfriend is like, nine years old...

And when all that is happening, you're standing there, dying.

I think I'll post some sketches later today.

Yay. Number 20!

2008-03-20T17:42:00.003+08:00

So, today I got hit in the eye. With a head.

I was playing basketball before school today with my friends. So, I was blocking this...guy, and when he spun around to do his "crazy yellow ninja spinning death attack move" to confuse the enemy(a.k.a me).His kinetically energized power head smashed into my face-eye.

And physically and emotionally traumatized my eye--FOR LIFE! Now, whenever I see a head, my eye gets petrified and starts squealing in a high-pitched voice: "Ahh! heeelp( pronounced he-ee-el-puh) meeee! I don't wanna get abused againzzz!!!"

Yeah.

True story.

GOODNIGHT!

Rain, rain go away...

2008-03-19T15:43:00.006+08:00

...Wait, don't! Don't go away! I don't wanna die of drought! PLEASE! STAY!
secret wordz! ooOOoh!So, magikal-th!
Heh. Anyway, today it rained. Yeah. My school was flooded. Well, not flooded like "Oh-my-god-why-didn't-I-bring-my-scuba-gear-for-show-and -tell-today" flooded, but from an "oh-crap-my-shoes-are-swimming-pools-for-ants" kind of flooded to an "oh-wow-the-wrinkles-in-my-toes-look-like-mona-lisa" flood.

It's true! For some reason, the school board decided that it would be a great idea to make the school canteen the lowest part of the school. So, because of...well, umm...Gravity,all the water poured down and basically flooded the entire canteen up to my shoes. It sucks. Because everyone knows, it really sucks to try and eat with that squishing, sloshing(not sure if it's a real word or if it's used in this way) splattering sound coming from shoes, drains and socks. Or, maybe you didn't know that...huh. Well, now you do.

I also got suspended on the first day of school. Yeah. It appears that having hair in school is officially against the school rules. They suspended me(which I'm not sure is actually a bad thing...) until I went to get my hair cut. Yup. Now, when it rained, my scalp was cold! I could've gotten brain freeze!

Well, that's all I got...

P.S. No female potato chips were sexually abused in the making of this rainbow mustache.

Now, there is a fire in me...

2008-03-07T11:13:00.009+08:00

A fire that burns!
This fire is outta control, it's gonna burn this city!

Burn this city!

If no one has noticed, I am sick again! Yay. Just what I need for the March holidays, lying around burning. The interesting part of being sick this time is that it's like exactly the same sickness as the last time.

Which sucks.

It's like my sickness got brought back by rain(which I think was acid rain). And turned my sickness into an undead zombie sickness FROM DA DEAD! Like the last time I was sick, there are also plenty of bad things about this.

Like, for example, at night, I have to take a pill the size of Texas and no, not take the pill, stuff it up my Then after stuffing that Death Star of a pill intofor like, 3 times, I find out that it doesn't work for my sickness...

Then, I now have to take three pills like size of the Taj Mahal and it's just sick...oh man, I think my fever is affecting my ability to type... I'm gonna stop now...

B-day...woooo...

2008-03-02T08:37:00.005+08:00

It's my birthday tomorrow...yay, more responsibilities.

Anyway, these are my presents.woooo...

First, I got a new tablet that's...huge.
The pen(is in my hand).
A whole new hopscotch.(sorry the picture is a little blurry)
Hopscotch the book.
My new left foot.(the white-er part.)
The first picture I drew with my new uber tablet.
heh. the first pic I drew is a nude guy...

New Glasses

2008-02-29T15:26:00.002+08:00

I forgot to mention...I got new glasses!

TADAA

LOL

2008-02-26T16:26:00.000+08:00

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Sick of Sickness

2008-02-26T14:19:00.005+08:00

Being sick sucks...

In case you(the reader) does not know, I have been sick for the last 3-4 days... Which is sooo not kewl*. Although there are good points about being sick, like not being able to go to school, and...I think thats it...(See, sickness stinks!) every other aspect of being sick is not sick...at all. First there's the being cold and hot at the same time(which I still do not see how that it's possible at all) It's like, when you cover yourself up because it's so cold, you start sweating and BURN! Then there's the random headaches which is kinda okay (I guess...). Then there's the medicine. I'm not even gonna explain the medicine...

On the brighter side of the news, last Saturday, we (the same "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" group and one more "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" person who is actually also supposed to be in the "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" group in the first place but the "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" person had something on during Singapore Flyer the day so he wasn't included in the "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" group that day) went to Singapore's first(not sure about this part) air show!

Yeah, there was oxygen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen, helium ,carbon monoxide, etc. ... (And there were some planes too...) Because I got sick and it's like four days since I went there, I don't really remember everything so I'll just type what I remember.

Well, I remember when we(as you already might know, the "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" group) walked in, we saw the monster that is the A380. It was huge! I mean, it was like Ka-Chow!

Anyway, I also remember the food was overly expensive... they charged like $874.29 for 27 grains of rice! It's like they expect you to use the change you got after buying a plane and buy 27 grains of rice!

Next up, I remember the show some of the planes put up and I especially remembered the Black Knights( A little note, they were red and white. Shouldn't they be called the red knights or the white knights or at least the pink knights because red and white make pink...) flying around in formations, flipping, spinning and other sorts of verbs that can be used for planes and killing people with sound.

Lastly, I remember having an annoying man telling us(me and the "I'm-not-going-to-tell-you-who" person that was not at the Singapore Flyer) that we could not sit at their chairs unless we bought something. What, did he expect us to buy a plane at that moment just so we could sit down?! I wonder what he would say if, after that moment, we came back and were like:" yeah, father(<==put emphasis here) just gave me my allowance for today, so, what are you selling? Planes? Yeah, I'll take five." Heh. I can imagine the look on his face...

Okay, that's it for today...

*heh.

Kane...

2008-02-24T16:25:00.004+08:00

Well, this is the first page of the official(I think) Kane comic!

TADAAA!I'm hoping that the guy here can help me ink it just because I'm too lazy to do so myself...and his altair(is that how you spell it?) inks looked good...

Well, that's all. Comments are appreciated.

Wheel of Fortune

2008-02-23T19:09:00.016+08:00

Hi...How ya doin'?...And the wife?...Oh, good, good...you know how it is....This is going to be a long long looooong post(i think). Okay... Sooo, as many of you might know, I know the guy from here, and i'm gonna try to turn his story about that guy and the robbing into a comic.

try.

Anyway, yesterday, we(we as in the "I'm-not-gonna-tell-you-who" group) went up the Singapore flyer! yay... So, I took some pictures! And I'm gonna post them! Yay!

This is the garden below the flyer...

Interesting waterfall...The flyer! zomg!Going up!Hello, down there!Fancy golf course...Sea of cranes Aww..how patriotic(I don't know what it means so I'm just using it) The Singapore skyline"Hey! They look like ants from up here!"
"Those are ants!"

Hah! Screw you, rules!

Bob the builders

What is that?!

"Hey, what's up?"
"that."ZOMG!Gallardo!
We're gonna be here FOREVER!
"They're watching..."
And Singapore complains that we don't have enough space...
That's the park!
Well, that's all the pictures I've got...Hope you enjoyed it, reader!

Pain in the a--neck

2008-02-17T09:51:00.005+08:00

Today i got a mosquito bite on the sole of my foot.

How is it even possible to get a mosquito bite on the sole of my foot?! I mean...HOW?! My foot is on the ground like 96.329% of the time!( don't ask me how I found out...(No, seriously don't)) The only time a mosquito could come running along and biting me, is when I'm asleep...ASLEEP!

That just freaks me out! While I'm in my sleep dreaming of dinosaurs, Star Wars, Heroes and women, A little mosquito comes under my blanket-Well is doesn't come under my blanket, it arrives-no, umm...it appears under my blanket, sees my foot and bites me! When i'm all vulnerable and asleep! What if tonight she (yeah, it's a she, it's always a she...*) invites her little buddies over thinking that my foot is a bar and drinks are free for women?! how am I going to walk?!

And that part isn't the worst..nooooooo...there's more bad stuff about getting bitten in the foot. First of all, when you get bitten in the foot, there is no cool or discreet way to scratch...at all. And when you need to scratch, it's never a 'oooh my foot's itchy, I think I'll ignore it.' Its a 'AUGGH! my foot's burning!! I need to rip off my shoe and use a chainsaw to scratch!!!!' kind of itch. And the worst part is that even though for your entire life your feet have never been ticklish, for the particular time when you try and scratch, it's sooo ticklish!

Secondly, when you get bitten on your foot, it's not like when you get bitten anywhere else. Because when you get bitten anywhere else, if you don't touch it, you don't think about it. But when you get it on your foot, the 96.329% of the time when your foot is on the ground, you can feel it!

Lastly, when you get bitten on your foot, it takes much longer to write a blog post because half the time I'm scratching!

Anyway, I've manged to get this!

This is the first piece that I've penciled, inked and coloured thats on my blog

Yay.

Comments are appreciated.

*Science note: the part about the female mosquito is not because I'm a sexist it's because only female mosquitoes suck blood.(i think)

Annoyance

2008-02-14T18:05:00.002+08:00

The blog is screwy today...

Also, the cupid drawing can't be clicked...huh

Tough Love

2008-02-14T17:50:00.005+08:00

Valentine's day express!

...Choo?Choo? Okay nevermind... (P.S. Please read this following aloud in the fanciest fancy constpated englishman's voice you can muster until the end of this paragraph, then comment to tell me if you did it. Thanks)*Clears throat in a particularly discusting way then wipes mouth with a freakishly huge napkin*... this particular art piece was inspired by love, rejection, cupid
...and muscular men in daipers with combovers...

By the way, this piece was rushed to meet the dateline of Valentines day.

And to those people sitting at home by themselves reading this:' HAW HAW!! '

Comments are apprieciated.